McManus Dude
- DUDE: Hey, baby. What turns you on?
- STEPH: The normal stuff. You know, like kissing, groping, and a knife going in and out of a dude's asshole repeatedly. What turns you on?
- DUDE: Big tits, full, thick lips.
- STEPH: Hmm, I guess the same stuff doesn't really turn us on.
- DUDE: You have really big lips and nice tits. You wanna leave here, go back to my place? I can do things, no man's done to you before.
- STEPH: Alright, but I think you should know that I have a tumor that kind of sticks out of my vagina a little. Some dudes like it.
- [Then his phone rang, silently, and he "picked it up" and walked away. I bet he was the one, too. Dub darn it.]