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Women, you’re leaking, aging, hairy, overweight and everything hurts - and your children’s clothes are filthy. No wonder men long for other, less clammy, women. For God’s sake, sort yourself out.

Men, shave and get drunk, because you’re already brilliant.

One of my favorites.

I must have been living under a rock. I have never seen this awesome sketch before today.

Posted on November 28, 2011 via I like where we are, here with 174 notes

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  XD Love this! I’ve already seen this but it needs a billion reblogs. NOW. It’s that brilliant. Watch it!
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