Hofstra Pride. You know what’s better than “Hofstra Pride?” “Hofstra I Never Got an STD Pride!”
When I first started at Hofstra it was ranked #1 in STD. NUMBER 1! I was scared to even go to the bathroom there. Those rich kids just went crazy when their parents weren’t around to watch them.
Half way through my time there, Hofstra got down to #2 in rank. Facebook had just started to catch on. The first group invite I got on facebook was called “Make Hofstra #1!” I remember it reading, “Guys, we’re better than #2! Stop using condoms!!!”
Hofstra I Never Got an STD Pride!